That’s the guy who’d probably playing Peach’s Untold Tale. While everyone else is engaging in hypothetical discussion of video game perversion, one dude is quietly hiding his boner. Mario is missing peach's untold tale! Do you ever wonder what Princess Peach is into, sexually? It’s the kind of question you might discuss with some friends while passing a joint, cracking juvenile jokes about whether Toad’s dick looks like the rest of him, or if Bullet Bill could be extracted from her anus once he’d entered.
